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In Apple's event today, "Useless Stuff" they released the iWater which, whilst bring an amazingly executed parody, starts at $899 and is absolutely the best water I'm sure some people have ever seen.
It has TouchID, a Retina Display and comes in up to 15 colors.
iwater.bookie0.repl.co/

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Fellas
If your girl is wonderful
And proposes to you
And you say yes
She ain’t your girl, she’s your wife

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I remember music TV channels where their whole programming was songs you can chose by sending an SMS.

Do you guys clear your notifications?

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i don't get why it's called forgotten weapons when he clearly remembers a lot about them

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with the wonders of modern technology I'm back to losing internet access when picking up the phone
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Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.

Q: How many users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user has insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

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